😂 Same Wednesday: Leverkusen can’t do anything about it, Bayern embarrasses itself

(Site notre blog d’information) is actually an emotional sport; it awakens very different feelings in us: joy, sadness, ecstasy, fear. But (Site notre bureau spécialisé) is also a business in which millions of people are at stake and thousands of jobs depend on it. This is why things are often extremely serious. Pleasure is left aside.

We don’t want to accept this – and that’s why we consciously bring it back every Wednesday! With our memes we address the (Site notre bureau spécialisé)ing events of recent days. And I hope to make you smile.

And the groundhog greets you every week. Xabi Alonso’s last minute machinery strikes again against TSG Hoffenheim. Robert Andrich (88th) and Patrick Schick (90th+1) made up for the 0-1 deficit from Bayer Leverkusen’s point of view in the final meters.

The Werkself’s final offensives now seem almost like a self-fulfilling prophecy. The opponent and Bayer itself know that the bell will ring again…

A day earlier, it was also announced that Alonso would stay beyond the summer. Who wants to go to Munich or Anfield when you feel comfortable in the glamorous metropolis at the motorway junction?

FC Bayern had a week to forget. As match day approached, the record champions received only a basket from Xabi Alonso and had to watch Bayer Leverkusen secure another last-minute victory shortly before the warm-up against BVB.

As if that wasn’t enough, the Munich team had a disappointing performance at the « German Classic » and lost 2-0 to their black and yellow rivals. The gender ban that recently came into force was apparently followed by a ban on success in the Bavarian capital.

Is there anyone who could get a handle on FC Bayern’s current problems? Torsten Frings apparently has an idea. In the web show “Ran Bundesliga”, the former national player suggested “Tiger” Hermann Gerland as a temporary solution. An experienced coach who knows the club and should step in at short notice. Where have we heard this idea before?

For the famous top 1% – in this case the top 1% of tactics enthusiasts – the best Premier League match between Manchester City and Arsenal FC may have been a treat.

The normal 99 percent of (Site notre bureau spécialisé) fans just wanted their afternoon back after the ninety-minute chess match between Guardiola and Arteta ended 0-0.

Every year… Hamburger SV experiences a rude awakening in the spring. Even in 2024, the Rothosen are not really moving forward under cult coach Steffen Baumgart and surrendered the following points in a 1-1 draw against SpVgg Fürth.

Since rivals Millerntor and Holstein Kiel reliably score points, the gap to a direct promotion place is already seven points. The relegation place was also lost to Fortuna Düsseldorf this weekend. Baumgart should tighten his flat cap a little, because a storm is brewing on the Elbe. And this does not mean the offensive efforts of the Hansa.

The dream of the Saarbrücken Cup is over since last night. In the hot Saar-Palatinate derby, the third division team lost 2-0 to 1. FC Kaiserslautern and had to bow out in the semi-finals after an epic cup run.

The spatial conditions of the Sarrois caused their downfall. Saarbrücken’s much-criticized run played a significant role in Marlon Ritter’s 0-1 draw. We will never be able to know if it is a problem of karma or just bad luck.